In times like this...

...we just need to laugh. And this one helped a lot (witty and funny).
You can become less of a B if the one you're talking to didn't get the message across :)

Situation: You’re barraged with Atkins-based dieting advice.
Response: “Doctors say you should have your cholesterol checked regularly.”

If we can only laugh at everything...
Hahahaha! :)